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NEWS FLASH. Women Like Sex Just as Much as Men


Credit: HBO

With the success of Inside Amy Schumer, Trainwreck and her recent Emmy win Amy Schumer has gained a lot of fans over the past few months. I am not one them, I actually kind of dislike her, so this is really hard for me to write. But for once, I agree with her. Yes, I dislike her so much that even agreeing with her pains me.

During Amy’s HBO special Amy Schumer: Live at the Apollowhich aired on Oct. 17, she cleared up one thing for her apparently clueless male fans. 

Women want to orgasm. Despite what you see on TV we like sex.

“We’re all told over and over again men love sex, and women just deal with it. Right? Like every article, every sitcom, its always the guy getting home from work like ‘Honey, how about tonight?’ And she’s always like, ‘Blah.’”

We’re not as ‘blah’ as TV makes us seem. Women like having their clothes torn off as much as their guy, but it doesn’t stop there. Newsflash: we enjoy cumming. YES. I know it may come as a shock to some guys but we like reaching climax too.

If you don’t believe me just listen to Amy.

She’s has a point, gentleman, you know she does.

Guys, its real simple. All you have to do is care about getting your woman off as much as you care about getting yourself off. Now I know all guys aren’t like this.  It may only be a select few who don’t care about making girls orgasm, but they are making all men look bad.

Women love Amy because they can relate to her. She probably knows what it’s like to be with a guy like the one she’s mentioning. Isn’t that a shame? That we still live in a society where some guys don’t give a f**k about getting their women off? Yes, it is.

If you’re a guy and you are like this I hope you never meet Amy or me for that matter because you will be put in your place.

Lizzette (Lizz) loves to talk in the third person. She refers to herself as the “epitome of cool” and loves to give opinions on topics she knows nothing about.